The Dirty Hoe: For gardeners who don't want the action of a traditional hoe. Come on in to The Dirty Hoe. Your sure to find one that will do the trick.
Chokajo Tribe - Legend has it that when an Indian Chief gets angry at someone in his tribe, he is known to put a curse on the culprit or choke that hoe.
The Notell Motel: Just for you scandalous mutha fuckers! When those hoes are only worth a Motel 6. You know who you are. This "love motel" does not require a reservation. Watch out for the sheets and the syphillus.
Stroke Mai Ting: Want a good "massage"? Strok Mai Ting is the place for you. This erotic rub down will have you relaxed in no time. Oil me up, Ling Ling!
Kok Blok Dojo: If you need some lessons take your sorry ass to Sensei Hater and learn the fine art of cock blocking. Learn several ways on how to hinder your opponents chances of scoring with the intended target. Also included is a book called Have The Sores Cleared Up Yet?: 101 things to say and do to intentionally destroy your adversary's chances of getting laid.
